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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 01:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Loons and Moons

What is GPT-4?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

Why are American women so ugly nowadays?

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

Elliotte Friedman floats Capitals as potential free-agency suitor for Brad Marchand after veteran winger stars in Stanley Cup run with Panthers - RMNB

No go.

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Rabid fox bites person in Raleigh - WRAL.com

share office space ...

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Which screenshot of Hollywood can get 1002 upvotes?

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

Why do entitled people demand that I pick up after my doggo when he goes to the bathroom? Do they not know that doggy doo decomposes & feeds the plants?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nuts and Butts

Advice for trying GLP-1 drugs for weight loss from a doctor who's been there - NPR

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Will Colapinto replace Doohan as second driver at Alpine Team during the 2025 season or is just a rumour of Argentine press?

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why is Roblox so laggy it’s unplayable? My computer is fine and the internet is great.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I am interested in gang stalking tactics. How do covert agents use street theater and false narratives to torment targeted individuals?

Next, they tried...

Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

NASA Is Planning to Build a Massive Telescope on the Moon’s Dark Side - The Daily Galaxy

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

Freaks and Cheeks

How do you get the most out of red light therapy?